Ep. 130 / The 2025 Lillards

The 2025 Lillard Awards

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•Best Host:

Donald

•It’s Not You It’s Me (film we were too hard on):

8 mile

•Best Actor 

Brad Dourif (Child’s Play, Exorcist III)

•This Is So Horny... I Hate It: 

The Substance 

•Best Looking:

All of Us Strangers 

•Best Jason (slasher):

Chucky

•Best Movie That Actually Came Out in 2024:

The Substance

•Best “White Guys With Glasses Love This Movie” Movie: 

The Matrix 

•Best Movie Named T2 (repeated title or best in a franchise):

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (Bond)

•Best Actor in the Worst Movie: 

Christian Bale (Equilibrium)

•Sloppiest Movie:

The Substance

•Driest Movie:

Ghost Rider

•Worst Movie: 

Saw 3-D

•Biggest Surprise:

Exorcist III

•Best Character: 

Blade

•Best Supporting Character:

Werner Herzog (Julian Donkey-Boy) 

•Best Korean Film by Park Chan-Wook (best foreign film):

(Sadly, we didn’t watch any… so we picked a British production) 

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 

•Most Disappointing:

Curse of Chucky 

•Best Vampire:

Blade

•I’m Horny… For Love?

Moonstruck 

•Boring:

For Your Eyes Only (Bond)

•Best Philip Seymour Hoffman (Nicolas Cage)

Nic Cage (Moonstruck) 

•Best Lynch:

Wild at Heart

•Best Vibes:

The Holdovers

•Most Tears:

All of Us Strangers

•Best Action:

Matrix 

•Best Comedy:

The Producers

•Best Horror:

Exorcist III

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